Post-Hookup Rules We Need to Remember

I think it's time for me to write down something for men and women what they should do in regard with post-hookup inability. I will say that this may be one of those lame articles you may regret reading, but I will not apologize for wasting your time. Who knows? You may learn one or two sentences from what I am going to say next.

Any attempt to cuddle is a kind of destruction.
When you are sweating, out of breath, and trying to restore your heart rate to normal, a crazy big bang, cuddle or intimacy is impossible. If you want to snuggle together, quickly eliminate these cute feelings before you make other moves on your limbs. The hug after making love should only be left to the person you really have committed to, not to the person you just had a nsa hookup with. Most people just want to enjoy the last ecstasy in silence. Some people even turn away from you afterwards. Others will light cigarettes and even pretend that you are not there. They are so detached and not suitable for a hug after fwb hookup, so your hugs should be left to yourself.

Start a relaxed conversation.
If you really want to talk to this person for at least a few minutes, then take the topic away from the private talk, like the feelings, have a child, or the question like "How do you think about me" and "Are you loyal?" If you know from the beginning that this is just casual encounters, don't bring false hope and expectations, and don't let it get deeper than it actually is. This is impossible.

After you go home, send them a message, or do nothing.
If you really want to text them when you go home, it doesn't matter. But be sure to be brief, such as "Hey, thank you for your hospitality tonight!" or "Thanks you, I had a really good time with you tonight" Never say "We should do it again sometime" or "Let's have dinner together next week." Actually, it would be better not to send them messages at all. Most people like to have zero communication after a one night hookup, unless they are really interested in you. Just like the hugs and conversations after hookup, communication is not a must.

Don't recall your hookup time, and don't make lengthy conversations about it.
Well, some people may ask you to rate their performance and even describe in detail what they like best about what you just did. Don't be the one who promote this conversation. If they start to ask, you have to avoid it at all costs. Hookup itself is already very tired. You don't need to talk about it on the phone to run out of your energy again. Go to sleep, okay? If it is noon, go back to work.